Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.Groucho Marx
